Last night, we had communion at church. The church I went to was so big that each person has to go up to one of the many tables set up around the room and get the little bitty cracker and little cup of grape juice themselves.
After you get your “communion set,” you head back to your seat, finish singing the song that’s being played, and then take communion.
Well what happens when you get really into a song and start rocking back and forth? I’ll tell you what happens. You spill the communion juice all over yourself.
Yes. That happened to me at church yesterday.
Was I also wearing a white dress shirt? Yes, yes I was.